These are the dreams of an Impossible Prince...

Grrrrr!

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 22:29:42 GMT

Valentines Day can suck my dick.

Red Blooded Woman

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 22:38:05 GMT

Count backwards 5-4-3-2-1
Before you get too heated and turned on
You shoulda learned your lesson all them times before
You've been bruised, you've been broken

And there's my mind saying
"Look before you go through that door, it could lead to nowhere"
(This guy) has got you all romantic, crazy in your head
Do you think I listen? No, I don't care

Coz I can't focus, I can't stop
You got me spinnin' round, round, round, round (like a record)
Can't focus, it's too hot (inside)
You'll never get to heaven if you're scared of gettin' high

(Boy boy)
Let me keep freakin' around, I wanna get down
I'm a red blooded woman, what's the point in hangin' round?
(Boy boy)
Don't wanna keep turnin' it down
When this girl wants to rock with you

My conscience sayin'
"Get down off this dream, it's too dangerous and deadly"
(This guy) has got you talkin' round in circles, can't you see?
All for the sake of sexy (you're lovin' it)

Then there's my sense sayin'
"Stop before you fall, I don't wanna pick you up again"
(This guy) has got you all romantic, crazier each day
Do you think I listen? There's no way

Coz I can't focus, I can't stop
You got me spinning round, round, round, round (like a record)
Can't focus, it's too hot (inside)
You'll never get to heaven if you're scared of getting high

(Boy boy)
Let me keep freakin' around, I wanna get down
I'm a red blooded woman, what's the point in hangin' round?
(Boy boy)
Don't wanna keep turnin' it down
When this girl wants to rock with you

I wanna keep freakin' around (freakin' around)
Red blooded woman
It's too hot inside
You'll never get to heaven if you're scared of gettin' high

(Boy boy)
Let me keep freakin' around, I wanna get down
I'm a red blooded woman, what's the point in hangin' round?
(Boy boy)
Don't wanna keep turnin' it down
When this girl wants to rock with you

Is it obvious I love Kylie?

I know I may be young... but I've got feelings too...

Fri, 23 Jan 2004 00:23:43 GMT

... and I need to do what I feel like doin'
So let me go... and just listen...

All you people look at me like I'm a little girl
Well did you ever think it'd be OK for me to step into this world
Only see a little girl, don't step into the club
Well I'm just tryin' to find out why coz dancin's what I love

I'm a slave 4 U
I cannot hold it
And I cannot control it
I'm a slave 4 U
I won't deny it
I'm not tryin' to hide it baby

In 4 months I will be seeing this horny bitch on tour... and I can't wait!!! I've always loved her, but she's gotten even better since she became a slut.

Happy New Year!

Thu, 01 Jan 2004 15:08:21 GMT

Well it's time for the first update of 2004... and also the first update since my birthday (yes I know I'm crap at keeping journals). Anyway, so far 2004 has been easy to handle (all 15 hours of it) so let's hope the trend continues.

Spent this morning at Lou's house, being played with by her dog (I am his latest plaything it seems) and now have red marks all over the backs of my hands. He's only 19 weeks old and is in the nibbling-everything-that-moves stage. Still, keeps him occupied, lol

Am back to work tomorrow, after my 3 day break for new year (I had 4 days off over Christmas but that now seems like a distant memory) and am not really looking forward to it. I have a week off at the end of the month and am going to London to see Chicago with Lou, which I can't wait for!

For now though, I shall bid thee farewell, poor underused journal...

Happy Birthday to meeeee...

Wed, 17 Dec 2003 14:17:35 GMT

Weeeee!!! It's my 24th birthday today!!!

Was woken up at 9:40am by my mother who I think was more eager for me to open my cards and presents than I was, hehe. Anyway, got some nice presents from family and friends, and there are still some more to come later. Have kept up the tradition of not working on my birthday as luckily this year it fell on a Wednesday which is my rota'd day off so it's all good.

Am currently listening to Atomic Kitten's new album which my brother and sister-in-law bought me... and it's fucking fantastic!! These girls are a guilty pleasure of mine ;)

Gotta finish wrapping christmas presents so best stop procrastinating and go do that now.

I hate teenagers

Fri, 12 Dec 2003 19:52:51 GMT

So, I'm on the bus this morning on my way to work and sitting right in front of me is a group of gobby little shits (estimated age 13, 14 max). The gobbiest of the lot suddenly starts yelling at one of the others "Don't talk to us Cameron, we don't like you because you're GAY!". I wasn't in the best frame of mind this morning so I bit my tongue and decided not to get involved and just let them get on with it. However, this little twat decided to keep throwing that particular "insult" at the other kid, and that's when I decided to step in.

I reached out and grabbed the little bastard by the ear and pulled his head right back, and with a face like thunder and a voice like fire I let rip... "Listen you little shit, next time you want to insult someone with THAT then make sure you're not sitting in front of someone who IS!" and I pushed his head back to its original position, leaving the little twat in shock... and a stunned silence.

God that felt good I can tell you.

Now here's a nice picture of Kylie...

Justin!!!

Tue, 09 Dec 2003 21:29:47 GMT

Justin Timberlake was absolutely fantastic last night. I'm not a fan of his music as such, although I do like the singles... but I was very impressed with his show. He sure can dance, and boy is he do-able!!

Had a bit of a problem when we got to Earls Court as there was a bit of a ticket crisis. Ours had ended up being destroyed in a fire at the mail sorting office and so my friend Emma was gonna pick up the replacements from the box office at the arena. However... they issued just one group replacement to cover the 5 tickets that were destroyed. This wouldn't have been a problem but our friend Rachel was running late and wouldn't arrive in time for the start of the show... and because of the kind of ticket we had it meant all 5 of us had to go in together. After much frantic texting and calls to Rachel's mobile (which by all accounts was set to go straight to voicemail) we eventually found that that she wasn't coming at all. Still, at least she told us this before we actually went in this time... at the Christina Aguilera gig last month she just didn't turn up so we just went in without her... only to get a text from her after Black Eyed Peas had done their warm-up act saying that she was sorry she wasn't there but she was really ill. The fact she left it so late to tell us, and had turned her mobile off so we couldn't call her was inexcusable.

Needless to say that we're all pretty pissed off, especially as this is becoming a regular occurance with her. I got her a ticket for Pink's gig next March so fuck only knows if she's gonna turn up for it or not. Well she's paid for the ticket so if she misses out then it's her loss. She hadn't even paid Emma for the Justin Timberlake ticket.

She's been pretty ill lately but the fact she hasn't let us know until the very last minute with these gigs is the part we can't understand.

Don't be so quick to... walk away...

Sun, 07 Dec 2003 23:41:23 GMT

TOMORROW NIGHT!!!

Too Far

Sat, 06 Dec 2003 21:17:11 GMT

Caught up in this house
Trapped my very own self in the snare of my mind
No more space than a slither
What I'd give for a deep breath inside
Where the chaos has me captive
And there's no exit sign
Where I fuel this stupid fire with these feelings of mine

Lured into this den
It's bitter and I want the sweetness again
A taste that I agree with
Get me past my perils and into my eden
The silence is a comfort
But there is no-one else
Where I'll be up from under and can uncurl myself

Too many, too much, too hard
Help me
This time I went too far

Can I smash all of this open
Can I pass the hurt with a little pain
I wanna see all of it crumble and start afresh and over again
My eyes are wide open
But I can hardly see
Will laughter find a way around these silent tears

Too many, too much, too hard
Help me
This time I went too far

Grrrr!!

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 19:14:46 GMT

This morning my birthday present from my parents arrived, and boy am I pissed off about it. Well, my birthday isn't for another 2 weeks but my present had to be ordered as it was an Evanescence hoodie, and no stores around here sell them. Anyway, it turned up this morning and not only is it different to the one shown on this company's website, it's a fucking knock off that was being sold outside the concert venues on the band's tour!! And it was cheaper outside the venues!!

I've emailed the fuckers and complained so we'll just wait and see what happens now.

Apart from that. todays not been all that impressive. Thought my tongue was going sceptic but have been reassured by the guy in the piercing place that it's quite normal for it to look like that in the early stages (despite the fact I had it pierced almost 4 months ago). He did say it might be worth going back tomorrow and speaking to the manager as she's the one that pierced it because she'd probably be more help. He said that I should be OK to just carry on as I have been with the mouthwash and the whiteness will settle in time (apparently his went like it too but he took it out in the end) but just to be on the safe side I'll probably go in during my lunchbreak or after work tomorrow... just to put my mind at rest more than anything.

Ah well... I'm seeing Justin Timberlake on Monday night so that'll be cool.

Oops, forgot one thing...

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 21:45:29 GMT

Thank you Lily for generating the invite code for me... you've played the most important part in helping me detach myself from my old self -x-

A new beginning

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 21:39:01 GMT

So this is it, the UnwantedSk8er is dead, and the Impossible Prince is born. For those of you who are wondering what I'm talking about, UnwantedSk8er was my screen-name on AvrilTalk and also my alter-ego on my previous LiveJournal. I've been pretty much distancing myself from that alias for the last couple of months and last night decided once and for all to bury him and start anew.

So now you're wondering what Impossible Prince has to do with anything, right? Well look up in the top corner and all will be revealed. Yes, that's Kylie Minogue. Impossible Prince is in reference to her 1998 album Impossible Princess, only adapted slightly because, well, I'm a bloke.

Anyway, from this point on my journal will be written under this alias. Admittedly I'm no Bridget Jones (although we do have similar luck with men) so don't expect a non-stop laughfest... I'll just be writing my life as it happens.

Nothing important happened today, so regular updates will start tomorrow unless something spectacular happens tonight.