Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in Impossible Prince's LiveJournal:

Saturday, February 14th, 2004
10:31 pm	Grrrrr! Valentines Day can suck my dick. Current Mood: pissed off (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 5th, 2004
10:36 pm	Red Blooded Woman Count backwards 5-4-3-2-1 Before you get too heated and turned on You shoulda learned your lesson all them times before You've been bruised, you've been broken And there's my mind saying "Look before you go through that door, it could lead to nowhere" (This guy) has got you all romantic, crazy in your head Do you think I listen? No, I don't care Coz I can't focus, I can't stop You got me spinnin' round, round, round, round (like a record) Can't focus, it's too hot (inside) You'll never get to heaven if you're scared of gettin' high (Boy boy) Let me keep freakin' around, I wanna get down I'm a red blooded woman, what's the point in hangin' round? (Boy boy) Don't wanna keep turnin' it down When this girl wants to rock with you My conscience sayin' "Get down off this dream, it's too dangerous and deadly" (This guy) has got you talkin' round in circles, can't you see? All for the sake of sexy (you're lovin' it) Then there's my sense sayin' "Stop before you fall, I don't wanna pick you up again" (This guy) has got you all romantic, crazier each day Do you think I listen? There's no way Coz I can't focus, I can't stop You got me spinning round, round, round, round (like a record) Can't focus, it's too hot (inside) You'll never get to heaven if you're scared of getting high (Boy boy) Let me keep freakin' around, I wanna get down I'm a red blooded woman, what's the point in hangin' round? (Boy boy) Don't wanna keep turnin' it down When this girl wants to rock with you I wanna keep freakin' around (freakin' around) Red blooded woman It's too hot inside You'll never get to heaven if you're scared of gettin' high (Boy boy) Let me keep freakin' around, I wanna get down I'm a red blooded woman, what's the point in hangin' round? (Boy boy) Don't wanna keep turnin' it down When this girl wants to rock with you Is it obvious I love Kylie? Current Mood: high Current Music: Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 23rd, 2004
12:15 am	I know I may be young... but I've got feelings too... ... and I need to do what I feel like doin' So let me go... and just listen... All you people look at me like I'm a little girl Well did you ever think it'd be OK for me to step into this world Only see a little girl, don't step into the club Well I'm just tryin' to find out why coz dancin's what I love I'm a slave 4 U I cannot hold it And I cannot control it I'm a slave 4 U I won't deny it I'm not tryin' to hide it baby In 4 months I will be seeing this horny bitch on tour... and I can't wait!!! I've always loved her, but she's gotten even better since she became a slut. Current Mood: horny Current Music: Britney Spears - Overprotected (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 1st, 2004
3:08 pm	Happy New Year! Well it's time for the first update of 2004... and also the first update since my birthday (yes I know I'm crap at keeping journals). Anyway, so far 2004 has been easy to handle (all 15 hours of it) so let's hope the trend continues. Spent this morning at Lou's house, being played with by her dog (I am his latest plaything it seems) and now have red marks all over the backs of my hands. He's only 19 weeks old and is in the nibbling-everything-that-moves stage. Still, keeps him occupied, lol Am back to work tomorrow, after my 3 day break for new year (I had 4 days off over Christmas but that now seems like a distant memory) and am not really looking forward to it. I have a week off at the end of the month and am going to London to see Chicago with Lou, which I can't wait for! For now though, I shall bid thee farewell, poor underused journal... Current Mood: happy Current Music: Nelly Furtado - Saturdays (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 17th, 2003
2:18 pm	Happy Birthday to meeeee... Weeeee!!! It's my 24th birthday today!!! Was woken up at 9:40am by my mother who I think was more eager for me to open my cards and presents than I was, hehe. Anyway, got some nice presents from family and friends, and there are still some more to come later. Have kept up the tradition of not working on my birthday as luckily this year it fell on a Wednesday which is my rota'd day off so it's all good. Am currently listening to Atomic Kitten's new album which my brother and sister-in-law bought me... and it's fucking fantastic!! These girls are a guilty pleasure of mine ;) Gotta finish wrapping christmas presents so best stop procrastinating and go do that now. Current Mood: ecstatic Current Music: Atomic Kitten - I Won't Be There (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 12th, 2003
7:53 pm	I hate teenagers So, I'm on the bus this morning on my way to work and sitting right in front of me is a group of gobby little shits (estimated age 13, 14 max). The gobbiest of the lot suddenly starts yelling at one of the others "Don't talk to us Cameron, we don't like you because you're GAY!". I wasn't in the best frame of mind this morning so I bit my tongue and decided not to get involved and just let them get on with it. However, this little twat decided to keep throwing that particular "insult" at the other kid, and that's when I decided to step in. I reached out and grabbed the little bastard by the ear and pulled his head right back, and with a face like thunder and a voice like fire I let rip... "Listen you little shit, next time you want to insult someone with THAT then make sure you're not sitting in front of someone who IS!" and I pushed his head back to its original position, leaving the little twat in shock... and a stunned silence. God that felt good I can tell you. Now here's a nice picture of Kylie... Current Mood: satisfied Current Music: Top Of The Pops in the background (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
9:30 pm	Justin!!! Justin Timberlake was absolutely fantastic last night. I'm not a fan of his music as such, although I do like the singles... but I was very impressed with his show. He sure can dance, and boy is he do-able!! Had a bit of a problem when we got to Earls Court as there was a bit of a ticket crisis. Ours had ended up being destroyed in a fire at the mail sorting office and so my friend Emma was gonna pick up the replacements from the box office at the arena. However... they issued just one group replacement to cover the 5 tickets that were destroyed. This wouldn't have been a problem but our friend Rachel was running late and wouldn't arrive in time for the start of the show... and because of the kind of ticket we had it meant all 5 of us had to go in together. After much frantic texting and calls to Rachel's mobile (which by all accounts was set to go straight to voicemail) we eventually found that that she wasn't coming at all. Still, at least she told us this before we actually went in this time... at the Christina Aguilera gig last month she just didn't turn up so we just went in without her... only to get a text from her after Black Eyed Peas had done their warm-up act saying that she was sorry she wasn't there but she was really ill. The fact she left it so late to tell us, and had turned her mobile off so we couldn't call her was inexcusable. Needless to say that we're all pretty pissed off, especially as this is becoming a regular occurance with her. I got her a ticket for Pink's gig next March so fuck only knows if she's gonna turn up for it or not. Well she's paid for the ticket so if she misses out then it's her loss. She hadn't even paid Emma for the Justin Timberlake ticket. She's been pretty ill lately but the fact she hasn't let us know until the very last minute with these gigs is the part we can't understand. Current Mood: confused Current Music: Madonna - Love Profusion (The Passengerz Club Mix) (Comment on this)
Sunday, December 7th, 2003
11:42 pm	Don't be so quick to... walk away... TOMORROW NIGHT!!! Current Mood: ecstatic (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 6th, 2003
9:17 pm	Too Far Caught up in this house Trapped my very own self in the snare of my mind No more space than a slither What I'd give for a deep breath inside Where the chaos has me captive And there's no exit sign Where I fuel this stupid fire with these feelings of mine Lured into this den It's bitter and I want the sweetness again A taste that I agree with Get me past my perils and into my eden The silence is a comfort But there is no-one else Where I'll be up from under and can uncurl myself Too many, too much, too hard Help me This time I went too far Can I smash all of this open Can I pass the hurt with a little pain I wanna see all of it crumble and start afresh and over again My eyes are wide open But I can hardly see Will laughter find a way around these silent tears Too many, too much, too hard Help me This time I went too far Current Mood: lethargic Current Music: Kylie Minogue - Too Far (Comment on this)
Friday, December 5th, 2003
7:15 pm	Grrrr!! This morning my birthday present from my parents arrived, and boy am I pissed off about it. Well, my birthday isn't for another 2 weeks but my present had to be ordered as it was an Evanescence hoodie, and no stores around here sell them. Anyway, it turned up this morning and not only is it different to the one shown on this company's website, it's a fucking knock off that was being sold outside the concert venues on the band's tour!! And it was cheaper outside the venues!! I've emailed the fuckers and complained so we'll just wait and see what happens now. Apart from that. todays not been all that impressive. Thought my tongue was going sceptic but have been reassured by the guy in the piercing place that it's quite normal for it to look like that in the early stages (despite the fact I had it pierced almost 4 months ago). He did say it might be worth going back tomorrow and speaking to the manager as she's the one that pierced it because she'd probably be more help. He said that I should be OK to just carry on as I have been with the mouthwash and the whiteness will settle in time (apparently his went like it too but he took it out in the end) but just to be on the safe side I'll probably go in during my lunchbreak or after work tomorrow... just to put my mind at rest more than anything. Ah well... I'm seeing Justin Timberlake on Monday night so that'll be cool. Current Mood: pissed off Current Music: Dido - Life For Rent (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 4th, 2003
9:46 pm	Oops, forgot one thing... Thank you Lily for generating the invite code for me... you've played the most important part in helping me detach myself from my old self -x- Current Mood: indescribable Current Music: Kylie Minogue - Take Me With You (Comment on this)
9:39 pm	A new beginning So this is it, the UnwantedSk8er is dead, and the Impossible Prince is born. For those of you who are wondering what I'm talking about, UnwantedSk8er was my screen-name on AvrilTalk and also my alter-ego on my previous LiveJournal. I've been pretty much distancing myself from that alias for the last couple of months and last night decided once and for all to bury him and start anew. So now you're wondering what Impossible Prince has to do with anything, right? Well look up in the top corner and all will be revealed. Yes, that's Kylie Minogue. Impossible Prince is in reference to her 1998 album Impossible Princess, only adapted slightly because, well, I'm a bloke. Anyway, from this point on my journal will be written under this alias. Admittedly I'm no Bridget Jones (although we do have similar luck with men) so don't expect a non-stop laughfest... I'll just be writing my life as it happens. Nothing important happened today, so regular updates will start tomorrow unless something spectacular happens tonight. Current Mood: indescribable Current Music: Kylie Minogue - Love Takes Over Me (Comment on this)